BREAKING NEWS - Man Rushed to Hospital
Friday, 15 August 2008 20:36
MeNotNoble
Man Rushed to Hospital - Friday 15 August 2008
A man was rushed to an East Rand Hospital Tonight as he required help getting his wedding ring cut off from his 'Tool'. According to the nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his 'Tool' while he was asleep...
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your 'Tool'.
3) Or finding out your 'Tool' fits through your wedding ring.
A unidentified hospital spokemans mentioned that this is a common occurance in the East Rand.
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